What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:42
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.